HAPPINESS

bolto:

when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you

last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

smoakandarrow:

queen-the-arrow:

Everyone needs a salmon ladder post.

Everybody needs an Oliver on a salmon ladder. ;)

"He was a little majestic!"

eclarewasalreadytaken:

Paying Off Debt 101

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends