when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
Everyone needs a salmon ladder post.
Everybody needs an Oliver on a salmon ladder. ;)
Paying Off Debt 101
THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN