One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.
pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
instagram is down i hope everyone at coachella is ok
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body